Problems with Being Blonde

1. People will never take you seriously and this is probably for the best

2. You will be expected to repeatedly screw things up, which you usually do anyway, so fair.

3. As soon as you put on red lipstick, you'll be accused of being a Swifty

4. Roots are a constant problem

5. Purple shampoo has changed you life

6. At some point you will have experienced yellow hair

7. People use the word blonde around you as if it's a verb

7. You try to answer a simple question and people say, "Oh don't worry, I wasn't asking you"

8. When far superior people (usually brunettes) start a conversation and you have to act like you know what's going on

9. And then decide that it can't be that important anyway

10. Because at the end of the day, blondes will always have more fun

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