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Dear Visitor,

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Congratulations! You are lost. Either that or you truly have nowhere better to be, and for that I am sorry. 

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Allow me to direct you to the pages you require:

For those of you who are feeling particularly 'hangry' or uninspired, please visit the Potions section.

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For those of you who feel the need to coat your face on a daily basis, you will find makeup ideas in the Lotions section.

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And for those of you that have really given up on having a productive day, please go to the Notions tab, where you can read pointless stories about nothing useful and waste your time in a frivolous manner.

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